One night while Caleb and Owen were  sleeping, some goblins sneaked into the dark dungeon ‘s cave and grabbed Deirdre and sneaked away. When Caleb and Owen woke up, they forgot about Dierdre because they heard noises outside the cave. They poked there heads out of the cave and saw two orcs talking to each other. So they both picked up a rock each, and knocked the orcs out with them, and stabbed them dead with there own weapons. Then they set off to look for Deidre. As They went along, They saw a house that had a sign near it that said ‘Eat free candy Here and sometimes gain powers.’ So they went up to the candy shop and knocked on the door. A little rabbit poked his head out the window and asked them what kind of candy they wanted. (Caleb and Owen were very young, so a talking rabbit didn’t seem strange to them.)Owen said, “We don’t want any candy, little rabbit. (witch was not quite true) “We just want to find our sister Dierdre.” The little rabbit, seeming to know a lot, replied, “You won’t find Deirdre, she will just turn up sometime. One thing you should know, my boy, is that not all goblins are bad.”

“So  what?  We’re going home!” said Owen and he started to walk away. “You don’t have a home!” the little rabbit yelled after them. “So what, we’ll build one!” Owen yelled back. And the next day they set out in search for something to cut trees down with. While the were walking along, they came to the town the orcs chased them out of. The only building that was left standing was a tavern, witch the orcs didn’t want to destroy because it had lots of food in it. So Owen and Caleb Walked right in and made themselves at home.

Maybe even a year later, Owen and Caleb decided to go out and fight the orcs. They had found some weapons lying around the tavern, and they set off in the direction of spider mountain. While they were walking along, Some goblins jumped out of the trees and started whacking Owen and Caleb on the feet with there hammers (The Goblins that we made are very small.)

Episode 1 Once upon a time there where two little boys named Owen and Caleb. Owen was the eldest, and Caleb was the younger of the two.  Owen was quite strong especially for only the age of six. He could out wrestle any little boy in the town. Caleb was quite intelligent for the age of 3 and he was really interested in his dads job as a black smith. Their mother was a Spell caster and she was about to have another baby when the orcs ( who had been conquering the humans) made a full fledge attack at the town (witch was known for its mighty warriors.) Their dad went to A different town for help, but on the way he got gobbled up by an enferned scroy hardhead. Typical. (scroy hardheads are nice, smart beasts. They are the size of an average room, they are smarter than humans. They only eat kodo beasts unless they are enferned. Enferning is what things called fernys do to most animals (fernys are orcish like creatures that come back to life when they die.) Enferning makes the victim nasty, evil, reckless, rash, extra big, and pretty much insane.)

Then their mother had her baby just as the orcs broke the towns’ barricades. Once She healed herself, she gave her spell book and her baby (Dierdre) to Owen and Caleb and told them to run to the nearest cave. Little Owen and Caleb scurried out their secret passage that led to the base of eye patch Mountain, and then they went into a cave. That cave happened to be populated by (Mischief  making)  Dark dungeons. Dark dungeons, as I called them when I was about six, are large, furry, eight-foot tall human shaped beasts. And ‘Mischief’ making ones are ones that ran away from there kingdom when they were babies. And as I was saying, Owen and Caleb entered the cave, put Deirdre down on a pile of clothes and fell asleep (for they were quite tired, being little kids.)

And then, in the middle of the night, a dark dungeon tip-toed out of the darkness and placed a huge bag of meat, bread, cheese, and a glob of mushed up mix of them all for Deirdre beside Owen. When They woke up, they thought the food was food there mom packed for them. So they gobbled down the food not in the least bit disturbed. The End! (of Episode 1)

Don’t worry! That was only Episode 1 of book 1. Later it gets more interesting.

Me and Owen and Justin and Evan were playing a wrestling game. And we were wrestling a lot, very toughly. And then Evan asked Collin to come play a wrestling game called Gorilla with them. And then one time while I was fighting, I was fighting Coll-coll, and then Deirdre came in and I fighted her. And Owen came and stole her away to give her a piggy back ride! And I flipped over and said, “Oh, I give up, never mind” or something like that. Deirdre was beating me! She was going, “Rarr, rarrr,” and pinching me not too hard, and pulling me down. “To the dirt with you,” she said. That’s something that Collin and Owen and Evan and Justin and me always say. And we were having fun.

And then a while after that, I slided on the slide and bumped against the slide and flipped over onto the ground, not on the cushion. Later I watched Collin juggle clubs, 3 clubs, and then he asked me, “Want to see how hard it is to juggle 1 club?” and I said, “Sure,” and then I catched it once. And then I tried it more, and then it hit my head, and I said, “It hit my head now, I’m going to go inside.” And Rundy laughed, and Lachlan said to Rundy, “He’s already trying one club,” after it hit my head.

But earlier we had made dough-balls, and then they got cooked, and we ate them. I gave one to Deirdre, who was riding on Owen’s back. Owen took Deirdre’s dough ball, and gave it to Deirdre. And Owen said, “Do you want to eat a crunchy snack now?” And Deirdre said “Yes”, and then Deirdre ate it, and Owen said, “Should we whack Caleb?” And then after that I ran away. And then Owen said, “Should we not, since Caleb already ran away?” And I didn’t hear Deirdre answer.

Before I got the doughballs from Justin, I told Mom, “See how I look after IÂ’m done falling off the slide and playing Gorilla?” I got bonked on my head and I had to go barefoot to make it so I could kick people kind of (in wrestling), but I didnÂ’t do it. And “The End”.