What does IAL mean? It stands for Investigator At Large.
What do you do? We are a super-secret organization endowed with the authority to dig up all the dirt (both literal and figurtive) on the inhabitants of Purdyville.
Who does the investigating? Our Agent in the field.
Yeah, right. Who writes these farces? Our Agent.
Give me a break. Who illistrates? That’s our secret–for now.
I’m sorry, but this interview is over. Thank you.