Category: On the Job

  • Another One Bites the Dust

    Yesterday morning, one of the local farmers, John Andromedas called with predictable news: The sheep with “allergies” had died of a nose tumor. The vet told John the sheep had allergies much earlier this year, and John’s faith in the vet started to waver once it started getting bitterly cold, and the sheep’s “allergies” kept […]

  • I’ve had enough apples

    The day after we did all that applesauce, a local farmer hired me to pick up apples off the ground for him. Sounds easy, but he had a million apples. If his cows ate too many apples, the apples would ferment in the cows stomachs, making them very, very sick. Sick enough to die. Since […]